In 1954, Swanson foods fundamentally altered the American kitchen by introducing the TV dinner. No longer, as the commercials went, would the overworked homemaker be burdened with the laborious task of tending to pots and pans, nor chopping, boiling, or baking. No, all that was needed to satisfy the fat, freckle faced progeny and breadwinning husband was a pre-made and packaged meal. Only a lift of the finger to start the microwave required. And according to the pitch line, no one will be the wiser: the clever housewife cracks a sly grin, knowing the whole family is utterly convinced she slaved for hours to serve them something homemade.
“Homemade” has become the official selling point for everything that is not. Today one can purchase a Bertolli “homemade style lasagna” (Preheat oven to 400, remove plastic wrap, bake for 50 minutes, CAUTION: contents may be hot) made by a fleet of minimum wage immigrant workers at some gruesome factory in Kentucky. Or better yet, there is a new line of microwave meals (Set for 6 minutes at 75 percent power) ironically named after the world’s most published cookbook “The Joy of Cooking” (The original author Irma S. Rombauer, a native St. Louisan and Wash-U grad, must be rolling in her grave). Yet the worst offender of all is the Swanson chicken pot pie: industrial gray sauce; flaccid, tasteless vegetables; soggy, insipid crust. You get what you pay for, as they say, and for two dollars you get a chicken pot pie that is pretty fucking disgusting.
So, after getting my hands on the highly coveted, yet ever sold out Ad Hoc at Home Cookbook, I decided to go all out and make what most likely is the single most difficult and complex chicken pot pie recipe ever.
Chicken Pot Pie by Thomas Keller
--Filling
1 cup 1/2 inch pieces red skin potatoes
1 1/4 cups 1/2 inch pieces carrots (cut on the diagonal)
12 white pearl onions peeled
3 bay leaves
3 thyme sprigs
24 black peppercorns
1 1/4 cups 1/2 inch celery pieces cut on the diagonal
2 cups shredded roast chicken
--Bechamel
3 tablespoons unsalted butter
3 tablespoons all purpose flour
3 cups whole milk
Kosher salt, to taste
freshly ground black pepper to taste
1 tablespoon finely chopped flat leaf parsley
1/2 teaspoon finely chopped fresh thyme
pinch of cayenne
1 egg beaten.
Prepare the Dough
Roll out pie dough and place in a 9 to to inch pie pan or cast iron skillet. Place the other piece on a parchment lined sheet pan and refrigerate.
Prepare the vegetables:
Put the potatoes, carrots, and onions in small separate sauce pans. Add 1 bay leaf, a thyme sprig, 8 peppercorns, and a pinch of kosher salt in each. Cover with water and bring to a simmer. Cook until tender, around 8 minutes. Remove vegetables and place on a cooling rack. Bring a large pot of salted water to simmer, add the celery pieces and cook until crisp-tender, about 1 1/2 to 2 minutes. Remove and place in an ice bath.
Make the Bechamel:
Melt the butter in a large saucepan over medium hear. Whisk in the flour and cook for 3 to 4 minutes until aromatic. Slowly pour in milk in a thin stream, whisking vigorously to incorporate. Reduce the heat to low and simmer, whisking often, until the sauce is reduced to 2 cups, around 30 to 40 minutes. Strain through a fine mesh sieve and add the thyme, parsley and cayenne. Season to taste.
Prepare the pie:
Preheat oven to 375. Add the vegetables and chicken to the pie pan in layers, to ensure even distribution. Pour in the bechamel. Cover with the second piece of dough, crimping the edges and mending cracks as needed. Cut a slit in the middle and brush pie with egg wash. Bake on the lower tray for 50 to 60 minutes until the pie is golden brown. If the pie is not beginning to brown after 45 minutes move up to the middle tray. Allow to rest for ten to fifteen minutes.
Basic Pie crust
2 1/2 cups flour
1 1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 sticks chilled unsalted butter
about 5 tablespoons ice water
Combine the flour and salt in a large ball. Mix in butter, kneading with hands until the butter pieces are about the size of a pea. Add water a few drops at a time and continue kneading until the dough is completely smooth. Divide the dough into two balls, one slightly larger than the other, and roll into a 1 inch thick disk. Refrigerate for at least one hour and up to a day.
Lightly dust the disks with flower and roll into 1/8 inch thick rounds, mending with scrap pieces as necessary. After rolling, refrigerate the rounds for at least ten minutes. Use the larger piece to line the pie pan and the smaller to top.